2007年7月12日


八卦雜誌看圖作文實例大披露

都幾好笑﹐大家enjoy!

媽 咪 姐 手 記

早 幾 日 , 記 者 跑 馬 地 撞 到 佢 , 咁 有 「 綠 色 和 平 」 義 工 捉 住 佢 做 訪 問

-----跑馬地﹖好明顯是銅鑼灣恆隆對出。證明作者(或作家)根本不在現場。 看圖作文也得看清楚嘛。 這樣老師會扣分的。我想[綠色和平]應該不會到跑馬地這種低密度的區域吧跑馬地也應該不會這麼人頭湧湧吧。 可能作者是馬迷﹐以為當天是跑馬﹐而精靈的 [綠色和平] 就趁這個“良機”去“做訪問”﹖















呢 類 問 卷 調 查 , 通 常 5 分 鐘 搞 掂 , 但 眼 利 袁 彌 明 , 發 現 有 記 者 影 相 , 做 完 問 卷 後 , 仍 然 拉 住 個 義 工 問 長 問 短
-----明明不在現場還裝是目擊者。我沒有那種金精火眼出發現你們的鏡頭啦。反正銅鑼灣每處都有。 呀﹗不過你以為我在跑馬地﹐難怪 難怪。

袁 彌 明 做 問 卷 調 查 都 認 真 過 人 , 埋 身 份 證 俾 人 睇 。

----因為我不是在做問卷﹐是在捐款﹐需要信用卡和身份證。
本來以為為未來環境做點好事會有好報﹐唉....
大家也別誤會﹐這不是跟媒體作對﹐只是舉個自己“被“看圖作文的經歷與大家分享。希望大家不要輕易相信眼見的圖片和文字。
最近看了一些誰誰跟誰什麼翻撻的“新聞”﹐連一張新的合影都沒有。你地講晒啦。

26 則留言:

匿名 說...

又係記者作故仔,唔駛理佢地,清者自清

匿名 說...

Erica:

Do not let the turkeys let you down! You do not have to prove to us as well, because as the Chinese saying says," Rumours cease at the wise."!

匿名 說...

這不是同傳媒作對,只是講出真相。
但的確作得太離譜了。

阿強

匿名 說...

very funny :)

Ivy

匿名 說...

跟紅頂白,趨炎附勢。
娛圈新聞有點「瘦田無人耕,耕開有人爭」之感。
娛樂新聞勝在「言論自由」,即胡說八道。「百家爭鳴」,但並不是「廣開言路」,爭鳴的不是由喉嚨發聲,而是由屁眼發音。
如此狗屁不通,又何必為屁話連篇的失實報導而在乎?

匿名 說...

我自己都做過寵物雜誌編輯,我與artist做訪問時都一定錄音,務求將來的文章不能有任何出入.....這是我的原則。
PS--壹週刊篇文要訂閱者才能看到全文。

匿名 說...

Like you say, it's a good laugh.

That's why I don't even bother with what's in the tabloid. Do read it, but don't take it seriously.

Filler stories.

A admire you. :)

匿名 說...

唉............
真係開始睇到有d厭啦!!
成日講黎講去都係果幾幅被.........
又唔見佢地"作"d好d既野黎講架喎=.=

算啦,我諗Erica你都應該睇化左架啦~
不過都希望你唔好再理會lee d"無聊"既新聞啦~~

但係咁已經證明緊Erica開始愈黎愈多人留意la~哈哈

Elvis

匿名 說...

能上版面, 不錯了

魔鬼面具 說...

香港八掛雜誌唔靠 "作文" 係無人會買.
幸好科技比較發達, 當事人可以寫下 blog 令其他人知道咩事.
相比以前, 好多藝人真係比人 "作" 到唔知變左咩都無得出聲.

匿名 說...

建議你同d記者鬥f*** around。

你近排講d雞毛小事d人都話你「敢言」(一周)或者「挑釁」咁鬼誇張,我覺得好作嘔好戇。呢d記者真係井底蛙、港女、師奶到不得了。

你加多兩錢力人氣應該會好爆,唔好縮唔好改,要堅持自己呀!回記者一句:「我係咁呀,吹呀。」

2005mhk18@gmail.com 說...

nice:

"「瘦田無人耕,耕開有人爭」"

----- i think "一沉百踩“is more appropriate

2005mhk18@gmail.com 說...

c.p. kwong:
"我與artist做訪問時都一定錄音,務求將來的文章不能有任何出入.....這是我的原則。"
-----you are very professional and responsible.

2005mhk18@gmail.com 說...

jordy:
very true...
altho my blog visit is nothing compared to magazine sales; but at least people who care about me know what's going on.

2005mhk18@gmail.com 說...

anonymous:
"「我係咁呀,吹呀。」"
----i wish i could say it one day in front of press and every one!!! haha...

匿名 說...

修身好像有點成效噃, 個面好像尖番D :-P

匿名 說...

lol..i din noe such small thing need to be manipulate around..the reporters or media really has nothing to do..haha..
it just show that they`re lousy..and..they really need news..

匿名 說...

Erica,多謝妳的讚賞。我記得有一期用古X基做封面,但基於某些原因我不能當面與他做訪問,只能提出問題後等待對方答案,那次我是做得最不開心的;反而替鄭融做訪問那次就做得好開心,即使經理人公司要求要有人相在封面上都冇問題(因為我本雜誌並不是以明星做封面)。其實我覺得最困難是將聲音轉做文字時怎樣去修飾,而不是怎樣去亂作,始終我都要向自己同對方交待,將來再有機會碰面時都唔會面黑黑。所以即使自己係八,但我亦唔喜歡做娛記。我曾認識過娛記,但很快已決定不再與她聯絡,因為她可以利用她的朋友做好多傷害他人的事情....

匿名 說...

um...
我覺得唔需要太介意人地講咩寫咩, 因為把口同隻手係人地既, 無必要因為呢d野令自己唔開心, 亦唔需要去澄清任何野, 因為通常都只會越描越黑, 我既情形都差不多, 無論做任何野講任何野都會俾身邊既同事說三道四, 我覺得自己對得住自己就okay, 無必要去令佢地對我既印象改觀, 而且我永遠深信一樣野, 不招人妒是庸才, 我好慶幸有咁多人去批評我講我, 因為證明我不是庸才

^o^

匿名 說...

唉,今日看完生果報.....!!
佢地係咪要見到妳同翠翠反了面先肯收手??
好心佢地停下手啦,好煩呀!!!

匿名 說...

No worry la... If you have no value, they wouldn't come near you anyway. Let's put it this way, they give you free publicity. Those kind of so called stories will be forgotten in no time eventually. On the contrary, I think it is now a good opportunity to show what you're capable of doing to make it in the showbiz.

pakman 說...

Why are you DONATING MONEY to a PLASTIC ORGANIZATION!?!??!?

I mean PLASTIC BAG TAX organization????

hahahahha

felt guilty after writing your piece and pointing out their fallacy? And now trying to reduce that guilt?

匿名 說...

好一個娛樂圈,真的非常娛樂。
你這陣子見報率很高呀!

2005mhk18@gmail.com 說...

pakman:
you ask 黃牛 to open his organization and i'll donate for them instead lor!

"felt guilty after writing your piece and pointing out their fallacy? And now trying to reduce that guilt?"
---- Never felt guilty of what i wrote man. you think too much.

Simon the Conservative 說...

that's really a non-issue... who cares if you show your id to a greenpeace campaigner and where and when...

by the way, i concur with pakman - no need to donate to those human haters.

they want your money but hate you

2005mhk18@gmail.com 說...

just writing something amusing for mass.

this entry is not for ppl like you and pakman to read =P

well, for the donation... i don't know exactly what they do, that's why i asked the volunteer on that day too. It is just a way to ease my guilt in "saying" to support environmental protection while not doing any action for it.

indeed, what exactly can i do to help in envir protection? any suggestion?